Bachelor Round-Up Episode 3

Another juicy episode straight from Borghese mansion last night.

First up, Jami and Lorenzo go on a one-on-one date. She sings him some opera, which I thought sounded God-awful. Lorenzo claimed that it was the best opera he had ever heard (what a crock). Then they sit down and watch some real opera and dance to it. It all looked really nice, despite the fact that Jami looked like she could have crushed Lorenzo, then flung him over her shoulder and walked out of there. Perhaps that is what spurred Lorenzo to say to her that it was like "dancing with my sister," and so dismissed her. As usual, we were subjected to the tearful reaction of the rejected woman, who always claims that there is someone out there for her, somewhere. Really, did you think that your one and only soul mate was going to be this guy on The Bachelor?? Are you that disappointed??

Then Enzo rounds up all the girls, with the exception of Erica and Agnese, for a group date. They go to Tuscany for some wine tasting, which actually looked really fun. During the date, Jeanette chatted Enzo up a bit, which he obviously liked, and Sadie decided to tell him that she was a virgin, which he seemed to take pretty well (although you know inside he's going, "WTF, ABC??? You send me a VIRGIN?????") Then, as a kicker, during his "alone time" with Lisa, he asks her if he could kiss her - and of course she says yes - and they kiss for a few seconds. The kiss looked pretty nice, but Enzo seems to be planting these left and right lately, so I don't know that it really means anything. However, at the end of the day, Lorenzo gives the pre-ceremony rose to Jeanette, and Lisa was all sorts of upset about that - come on, Lis, you can't get EVERY rose. Oh, and of course we were once again privy to her "life plan" as she said that things were going according to schedule. Honestly, hearing her say those things put visions of Gargamel in my head, I heard villain music in the background, and could almost see her rubbing her palms together laughing, "Bwaahahahahahahahha."


The party somehow moves into the bedroom where the girls and Enzo play Truth or Dare, do some body shots (off of Enzo), and Sadie asks on Truth who Enzo has kissed. In turn, the tricky Italian answers that he has kissed each and every one of them - and Sadie is clearly frustrated with herself that she was duped and didn't word her question better.
The next day, Enzo pulls Jennifer aside (who I think looks like a blonde Carmen Electra), and chats with her. She gets all teary-eyed when she starts telling him about the kids she teaches - WHATEVER - yea, I'm sure she likes her students that much. Nice act!!! Lorenzo seemed to fall for it, though and gave her a kiss on the lips before they headed back to the house.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Erica and Agnese get word that they're going on a two-on-one date with Lorenzo, and that one of them is going home after the date. Erica again goes on her personal rants about how she's the best one for Enzo, blah blah blah. Also she starts babbling about how Agnese understands her the best because she speaks English with an Italian accent for her?? And she says things to Agnese like "Ok, me go to sleep now." WTF?????? Erica, Agnese is not RETARDED. Stop talking to her like she is!!
The three of them traipse off for their date, but Lorenzo changes his mind and decides that he wants to stay in with the girls instead of going out in Rome. I would have been bummed. They change into his loungy-clothes, and then they chat - Lorenzo muses how impressed he is with Agnese's English lately, which clearly seals the deal for him regarding her, since that was always his misgiving, that he didn't know if he could communicate with her. She was really cute too when she said that she had been practicing with a book that he gave her. Have I mentioned that she's my pick for the winner??
Finally then Lorenzo seems to come to his senses and gives the pre-ceremony rose to Agnese, sending Erica back to her socialite life. She starts whining and crying the whole way out, ROLLS DOWN THE WINDOW of the limo and is STILL harping on to Lorenzo about how he made a huge mistake. Lorenzo had a face on like "Bitch, shut up. Driver?? Please take off....NOW."
Then, on the drive to God-knows-where, Erica busts out with some crocodile tears about how this was supposed to be the one - seriously, girl, shut that hole in your face. Thank you.
Before the night is over, Enzo and Agnese watch fireworks from the balcony (which obviously scared her when they first started, but made her all that much more endearing), and her and Enzo did some serious making out. Nice.

So who did Lorenzo give the boot to this week besides Amazon Jami and Paris Hilton Wanna Be Erica? He FINALLY got rid of Gina! YES! We don't have to see her face anymore when she scrunches up her lips and looks like she smells shit. Unfortch, Enzo STILL kept around "babybabybaby" Desiree - WHY??????????? I'm hoping she hits the road next week. He should just hurry up and bang her and get it over with, since that's clearly the only thing he wants from her. Then he can send her home without any regrets.

Until next week!!